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Friday, March 16, 2007

Another Al Gore story...

Yes, I know...another story about Al Gore's global warming crusade. I wanted everybody to see this though because its kind of funny. This was courtesy of my wonderful cousin Kelli.

This is an e-mail circulated by Al's office.

On March 21st, I will testify before Congress on the immediate action that needs to be taken to end the climate crisis. Help me fill the committee room with 350,000 messages.Can you commit to finding 10 friends to send a message to Congress demanding they take action?Ask them to visit:http://algore.com/cards.html
Dear John Doe (name changed to protect the insane),
On March 21st, I will testify before Congress on the immediate action that needs to be taken to end the climate crisis. At the hearing, I will deliver the 294,374 messages you signed, demonstrating that hundreds of thousands of people share my sense of urgency.
If an additional 55,626 people sign our message, it will be as though 350,000 of us are there at the hearing expressing our determination to convince Congress to act. Having served in the House and Senate, I can tell you that members of these committees would find this to be a meaningful and impressive show of support.
There are only 5 days left before the hearings begin, so please do not pass up this opportunity to join in showing the broad public support we need in order to solve the climate crisis. I know you have friends or family who care deeply about this issue but have yet to sign our message to Congress.
Ask them to help fill that committee room with 350,000 messages by visiting:
http://www.algore.com/cards.html
The reason Congress has so far failed to act is not because there are no solutions to the problem. Nor is it because the majority doesn't believe that the climate crisis is real. They have failed to act, because they have not yet faced a sufficient expression of political will on the part of the American people demanding they confront our climate crisis head on. You and I know that political will is a renewable resource, and enough already exists to start solving this crisis. We just have to communicate that forcefully to the political leaders of our country.
In the last two weeks alone 101,673 people visited AlGore.com and signed our message to Congress. This is an incredible demonstration of the energy behind this issue.
In my testimony, of course, I will speak about the scientific evidence for global warming - just reiterated six weeks ago by the world's scientists in the latest report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. But frankly, the debate on the science has long been over - except for a diminishing number of skeptics and deniers.
At this point, it is far more important to deliver your message about the urgency with which this crisis must be faced. Political leaders need to know that you intend to reward those who do the right thing and that you will work to replace those who do not.
That's why it's vital we fill up the hearing room with 350,000 messages.
Please ask your friends to sign our message to Congress today by visiting:
http://www.algore.com/cards.html
Together we are building a movement that has the potential to translate your strong feelings into effective change for our country. And we all know that when the United States changes - and offers leadership - the entire world will follow.
Thank you,
Al Gore


Ok, I'm going to keep this a short post and get right to the funny part. Al Gore is saying the reason Congress has yet to take "global warming" into legislative action is because "they have not yet faced a sufficient expression of political will on the part of the American people demanding they confront our climate crisis head on." So he wants 350,000 signatures in support huh...I wonder if he realizes there are more than 300 MILLION people in the US. So basically he wants .001%, which is 1 in every 1,000, of the U.S. population to be behind him with support when he goes before Congress. LOL...what an idiot. Personally, I don't believe .001% of the population is a large enough group to cause action, but that is just me. Although, I have no doubt that .001% of the population is stupid enough to sign/support him. Actually, he could probably get 10% if he tried hard enough but we all know that isn't possible since he has the mental capability of a toad since he cannot process simple scientific facts.

Another great part of this is his last statement. "Together we are building a movement that has the potential to translate your strong feelings into effective change for our country. And we all know that when the United States changes - and offers leadership - the entire world will follow." Riiiiiiiiiiight. If I recall, from 2 DAYS AGO, our President was in Mexico and the citizens of Mexico were protesting and throwing objects and rioting because he was even there. Also, I believe every time he goes to Europe, there are protest riots over there as well. But I guess they just had bad burritos or bad English tea those many morning and were really not mad at the U.S. but just taking out their anger towards a bad meal on us....or something...I don't know. This moron actually things the entire world will follow. Whatever dude.

My last comment on this is the age old question of "why". Why is he so wrapped up in this "global warming" stuff? I just think it is last attempt to be in the spotlight and unfortunately, because LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD gives him positive reinforcement on this stuff, he will continue to do so. Oh yeah, and don't forget about that commanding number or .001% of the population...LOLLLLLLL!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

didnt he make some stupid movie about global warming? or did you write about it and now i sound stupid because all i read was the last paragraph. hm.

kim said...

yeah , global warming was on my mind when it was SEVEN degrees a couple of weeks ago... al gore may be from cave country (TN) but he's a moron. 'nuff said.

kim said...

oh and this was my favorite part - "You and I know that political will is a renewable resource, and enough already exists to start solving this crisis. We just have to communicate that forcefully to the political leaders of our country."
yep. political will is right up there with water and solar energy.

X-buzzard said...

Once again you've missed the big picture Bruce. Al Gore is a great American who is demonstrating real leadership on this issue. fact: our ponds and lakes have not frozen over in years. They use to, now they don't. Why? It isn't because our climate is getting cooler. Just because you don't like Al Gore does not make him wrong.

Bruce said...

Roadbuzzard --- I guess you would know if the ponds have froze over since you live in one. You are not only road scum but now you will be pond scum too. And one more thing...that isn't a pond...that is your cesspool overflowing from your trailer you live in.

Al Gore is a great American moron demonstrating his passion for making a fool of himself.

If you would educate yourself, you would understand that the Earth goes through something called a "cycle". It's kind of like your physcotic behavior...you know...one minute you are beating your wife, the next, you are probably happy from all the liquor you consumed.

Michael said...

OH MY GOD!!!! He is at it again. GORE, LMAO. And for Road Buzzard, PLEASE, get some education and change your sheets, they really have to stink by now with all of the bed wetting I have seen from you on this blog.

kim said...

yes, roadbuzzard...we cannot deny the scientific evidence of global warming (check out the glaciers in the arctic). but i think the problem is that you cannot solve a global issue with a silly petition and a sense of "urgency". al gore is delusional if he thinks his petition will change anything...and so are you if you agree with him or support that idea. there have to be better things on which to spend his time and money...like a new stylist. and a one-way ticket to zimbabwe.

Anonymous said...

road scum... i think our whole family now hates you... way to go.

X-buzzard said...

Awe shucks........I thought we were growing closer.

Kelli said...

Can anyone shed some light on why he is so wrapped up in this? I wouldn't argue that global warming is occuring, just like global cooling does, but why does Al Gore care about signatures of ours when the responsibilty rests in the hands of greedy big wigs? Exhaled Co2 is not going to stop unless we wipe out half the population. Does anyone know what he is proposing to be done about this? Why is this his main focus? I wonder if he drives a hybrid?

If someone has an enlightening comment or perhaps some useful information to share, please do. I am not interested inflammatory responses and personal attacks.