Time for the U.S.A to split?

So after reading several articles today about oil and the future of this country, right now they are related at a more than comfortable level, I said to myself, "self, when do you think we will start to see articles about the U.S.A. splitting into two nations?" Then I said..."Why wait! I'll go ahead and say it!" So without further ado...

If you know anything about ancient civilizations then you know that at some point, all come to an end. This is proof that stupid people have been around for all of time and an indication that they are not going anywhere soon so we're just waiting on the next big stupid person to mess up a great thing. Have he/she already done so? I think so...but it was a collection of stupid people instead of one person. Anyways, a lot of people in their older ages (over 60/70) will tell you that they have lived through the best years the U.S.A has to offer and I fully agree with them judging by the lack of leadership that continues to show in D.C. as well as the upcoming youth of America. This makes me ponder a situation that I know will not happen but can't think of a good reason as to why it shouldn't.

What if the U.S.A. split into two nations. Of course we'd have to get beyond the details such as how the country would be geographically split and such but say that was handled in a non-violent matter...how would that work? My thought is taking America as it was say 10 years ago and they remain under the great name of the U.S.A. and then they Obama-ites can have their own country to "change" what they wish. We'll call it Bozoland for sake of differentiation in this story. My proposal is very simple here.

U.S.A - Remains as is, implement the Fair Tax, allow people to choose their education sources, block off illegal immigrants. Done. Those 3 simple changes fix most of our current problems. Maybe not directly, but trust me, if you understand the great affect that those three topics have on the country, then you understand why. I could make this server run out of physical storage space if I get into how those three subjects affect almost everything in this country. I'm sure you're saying "but how does that solve gas prices?". Well that was taken care of when we geographically split. See, since Bozoland citizens love to be reliant upon the current Oil Lords, we were given the necessary oil-rich lands to become self-sufficient. Also, since the huge crowd of power-hungry politicians was reduced because of the Fair Tax, there is no longer a silent blockade on alternative sources of energy so we are well on our way to becoming free from oil. I know, you're really impressed with my level of thinking right now...it's understandable. So now we have a country where capitalism is favored, rewarded, and encouraged and that is the crutch of the country. All other good things follow suit. This U.S.A. place becomes well on it's way to having the best quality of life on this planet again.

Now we have Bozoland. Bozoland - If we have any say in it, this will consist of California, Oregon, and Washington. If possible we will transplant most of the northeast to this location as well. What about the beautiful Northwestern shoreline us U.S.A. citizens will loose out on? Well, you can either visit Bozoland or travel else where. But remember, to visit Bozoland you will be required to pay all kinds of ridiculous taxes that they will have implemented so you may find it cheaper to go elsewhere...kind of like the situation corporations are facing now in the current U.S.A. Anyways, Bozoians can do whatever they heck they want. They can "change" anything, it will basically become a socialist country. Use your imagination to create the perfect Bozoland in your mind.

So now we have these two nations. I'd say that initially 60% of the current population, excluding illegals, will go to the new U.S.A. The other 40% will think Bozoland will be the best thing since welfare but they will be wrong. After maybe a year, things will degrade rapidly and then probably around 50% will wish to move to America. BUT...what they don't know is we wont let them...I don't even think going through our strict immigrations procedures will they be allowed. They spat on us so we will not allow America to become the old America. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...not going back. If they want to fight...let them...but they won't. They will want to negotiate or something. At that point we will probably just destroy them all and call it a day...similarly fashioned to the way we did away with Iran. Except we may do it in a manner that does not destroy the land...land is land and they quit manufacturing it a long time ago. (***Subliminal Investment Tip***) Of course this is assuming Bozoland has not already self-destructed and killed off each other.

So anyways, that's my idea of splitting off. Now it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. (That will be a little harder to do now that Starbucks is closing 600 of its stores. They say it's due to less consumer spending...sorry I don't buy it. Your telling me that a Starbucks addict quit spending $40 a month on coffee in favor of gas before they reduced their monthly savings by $40 to continue to buy Starbucks....WHATEVER!!! I'm no fool. Most Starbucks customers would axe the money from their savings in order to not give up their necessary Starbucks fix. That's how most American's work.) This plan will probably not happen because it would be cool. BUT...at the same time, it wouldn't surprise me if it did. I'm sure back in 1750 some dude just like me was writing on his crappy paper with his ink pen about how it would be cool if people finally got tired of the English rule and decided to go start their own country. And if my history serves me properly...it happened!