Korean Student Drivers....

*****Do NOT read if you are sensitive to "Oriental" people...you might get offensive...and then I might have to tell you how it is*****

I know what you are thinking....that's a redundant statement, right? Well, its true. Take the 2 worst things you can find on our roads...a student driver....and a Korean (it might not have been "Korean" but it was some kind of oriental) driver....put them together and you get a driving disaster waiting to happen. That's like a ticking time bomb on wheels. "Can this exist", you say to yourself. Well, yes it can, and it does. I saw one of these creatures a few weeks ago driving down the road. Actually, it was more like crawling down the road, but I was stuck behind this until I had enough of fearing for my life so I decided to pass the incompetent driver. I was sitting at an intersection waiting to turn left and I saw a car coming so of course I waited. Well, little did I know what was coming down the road. It was one of those times where you see the car coming, you are not in a hurry so you are going to wait, and then the car ends up taking ALOT longer to get to you than you thought but you wait anyways. Well, usually I would nail the skinny pedal and me and my silver bullet would take off anyways but something caught my eye and I just had to wait. I saw this car driving really slow and it had what I think was Korean writing on the side of the car. When it drove in front of me I realized what it was. Man, you should have seen the confused look on that Korean girl's face who was driving the car. Geez, her glasses looked like they used to be porthole windows on a cruise ship...good lord. It was like somebody just told her she failed a math test or something. My first reaction was to start laughing histerically because I could not believe what I saw...not only was this a student driver but a KOREAN student driver. If by this point, you do not see the humor in this, you should probably stop reading this and go back to watching Rosie O'Donnell.

Look, I am not a racist person by any means but I call them as I see them. White people generally like ice skating and are good at hockey, black people are generally good at playing basketball and running really fast, Mexicans are generally really fast at framing a house or slapping up sheetrock (note...I didn't say good, I sad fast), and Koreans are generally great at math and scary as all hell behind the wheel....if they cannot make a good car, what makes them think they can operate one. Nobody knows...nobody knows.

I am not even going to try to answer that question. Some things are better left untouched. Just avoid them on the roadways...avoid them like the plague.